Why I Love... Watching And Waiting
Unusually, I'm writing this whilst playing a game. I say unusally, because the part of my collection visible from here includes Smash Bros. Melee, Halo 2 and Timesplitters 2, and so moments of reflection and thought don't usually crop up in the twitch world of supers, rocket launchers and campers.
Thing is, I'm not playing any of those games. I'm playing... Civilisation III.
I'm playing Civilisation III, and on my desk is a hastily scrawled map with some arrows on, indicating my imminent invasion of Greece through my western mountain range. Once I secure their iron supply, you see, my allies who have courageously played through the internet with me for god-knows-how-long will swoop in from the south with reinforcements. Meet you in Athens for tea and medals, and so on.
It's a great game, I'm not refuting that. It's just that whenever someone walks past me, there's a tangible sense of disgust in the air. I'm not headshotting Covenant mercs. I'm not hitting Pikachu with an umbrella. I'm not even waiting to pounce. I'm just waiting. And watching.
Why? I don't know why. We could quite easily be playing anything else right now. Even something like Generals would be faster than this. The timer in the top right hand corner of the screen suggests a playing time of well over eight hours - that's taken us four days alone. So why, in the name of God, are we playing this?
I get a bit worried whenever I look at the chart games in the local retailer. At the moment the likes of Episode III (hack, slash, hack, rinse, repeat) and Starfox Assault (jump, duck, shoot, rinse, repeat) are gracing the dizzy heights of the charts. What are we playing these days? While Red Alert 2 and Civilisation III languish at the bottom of the bargain bin, the mainstream hack and slashers rise up high.
But that is the way it has always been, more or less. The mainstream keep the industry going. The thought provoking games (think Republic, Spore or Evolva) promise us the moon on a stick. Civ III is a pitch between the two - it has elements of epic greatness. But ultimately, it's pared down and simplified. It's the Marks and Spencer of the gaming world - you know there's better stuff out there, but for now this is pretty good stuff.
Why, in the name of God, am I playing Civ III?
Simple. Because if I don't annex Greece soon, I won't be able to import saltpeter from the west - and without the saltpeter my colonies in the east will surely fall. But that isn't the whole answer. Really, I'm playing it because its damn good fun - which is, after all, what gaming is about. I've decided (after many attempts with everyone from my girlfriend to my younger siblings) that some games I just can't convert people to. Like Marmite, if you like it you often have to just sit back and enjoy it all on your own.
And so, I'm writing this whilst playing a game - but really, I don't have time for this. My emissaries from the south are calling for aid to the Roman's noble conquests, and my scribes have informed me that we have no saltpeter on our land. It looks like I'll be moving south before the day is out.
For now, fair reader - good day.
Thing is, I'm not playing any of those games. I'm playing... Civilisation III.
I'm playing Civilisation III, and on my desk is a hastily scrawled map with some arrows on, indicating my imminent invasion of Greece through my western mountain range. Once I secure their iron supply, you see, my allies who have courageously played through the internet with me for god-knows-how-long will swoop in from the south with reinforcements. Meet you in Athens for tea and medals, and so on.
It's a great game, I'm not refuting that. It's just that whenever someone walks past me, there's a tangible sense of disgust in the air. I'm not headshotting Covenant mercs. I'm not hitting Pikachu with an umbrella. I'm not even waiting to pounce. I'm just waiting. And watching.
Why? I don't know why. We could quite easily be playing anything else right now. Even something like Generals would be faster than this. The timer in the top right hand corner of the screen suggests a playing time of well over eight hours - that's taken us four days alone. So why, in the name of God, are we playing this?
I get a bit worried whenever I look at the chart games in the local retailer. At the moment the likes of Episode III (hack, slash, hack, rinse, repeat) and Starfox Assault (jump, duck, shoot, rinse, repeat) are gracing the dizzy heights of the charts. What are we playing these days? While Red Alert 2 and Civilisation III languish at the bottom of the bargain bin, the mainstream hack and slashers rise up high.
But that is the way it has always been, more or less. The mainstream keep the industry going. The thought provoking games (think Republic, Spore or Evolva) promise us the moon on a stick. Civ III is a pitch between the two - it has elements of epic greatness. But ultimately, it's pared down and simplified. It's the Marks and Spencer of the gaming world - you know there's better stuff out there, but for now this is pretty good stuff.
Why, in the name of God, am I playing Civ III?
Simple. Because if I don't annex Greece soon, I won't be able to import saltpeter from the west - and without the saltpeter my colonies in the east will surely fall. But that isn't the whole answer. Really, I'm playing it because its damn good fun - which is, after all, what gaming is about. I've decided (after many attempts with everyone from my girlfriend to my younger siblings) that some games I just can't convert people to. Like Marmite, if you like it you often have to just sit back and enjoy it all on your own.
And so, I'm writing this whilst playing a game - but really, I don't have time for this. My emissaries from the south are calling for aid to the Roman's noble conquests, and my scribes have informed me that we have no saltpeter on our land. It looks like I'll be moving south before the day is out.
For now, fair reader - good day.